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Five questions. Usually the answer is one thing.

Most shelves are four products doing the same job and one doing something unsafe. Tell us the circumstances and we print the shortest regimen that covers them, at cost.

Regimen engine · step 1 of 5

What are you actually trying to fix?

Pick everything that applies. Each maps to specific actives at trial-level doses.

What's on your shelf right now?

We use this to work out what you're overpaying and what duplicates out.

Anything we need to screen against?

Everything you list is cross-checked before a single milligram is dosed. This part isn't optional.

How do you want to take it?

Same actives, same doses. Only the delivery changes.

Where should we send it?

Your regimen sheet, the batch certificates and the reformulation reminders go here. Nothing else does.

Nothing selected

Your regimen sheet builds as you answer.

Want to set the doses yourself?

The compounder takes up to six actives at any dose inside the EFSA ceiling, and prices the blend at the supplier invoice.

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