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Four ways to make more money. All four declined.

What we refuse to earn, what we publish, and what we check — on one spine. A values page costs nothing to write; every line here is revenue we deleted instead of collected.

01 · Declined

Ingredient markup

The industry's entire margin, and the easiest money in this business. We bill inputs at the invoice price. Put more powder in the jar and we earn the same £5.

02 · Declined

The proprietary blend

Declare a total weight, hide the split, buy the cheap end. Legal, standard, and worth roughly nine pounds a unit. Every dose here is printed to the milligram.

03 · Declined

Affiliate commission

No codes, no athlete deals, no cut to anyone who sends you here. Our clinicians are on a flat fee, so nothing they sign off changes what they take home.

04 · Declined

The tier-C upsell

244 actives have no trial behind them and carry the fattest retail margin on the shelf. We stock them, we label them C, and we make nothing extra when you buy one.

£0

What a seventh active would earn us. The formula builder stops at six, and the reason isn't discipline — it's arithmetic. There is no version of this business where talking you into more powder pays. Treat that as firmer than any promise we could make you, because a promise can be broken at a profit and this cannot.

Three documents.
One of them nobody
else will print.

A claim you can't inspect is advertising. Your order files three records against your batch number, and all three are in your account before the parcel leaves the building.

Certificate of analysisYV-2607-A
IdentityConfirmed
Heavy metals< LOQ
MicrobialPass
Potency vs label+0.8%
ASSAYED
№ 01 · Assay Published

The certificate

Each lot is identity-tested and screened for heavy metals and microbial load by a lab we don't own, before any of it goes near your jar.

Lots tested6 / 6
Dose tolerance±2%
LabEurofins

Filed before the blend runs. The category files after it ships.

Cost sheetINV-4471
Magnesium bisglycinate£2.52
L-Theanine£3.48
Glycine£1.71
Margin applied£0.00
AT COST
№ 02 · Invoice Published

The invoice

What we paid, to whom, for the exact lots in your batch. Not a category average and not an estimate. The supplier's name is on it.

Lots priced6 / 6
Supplier invoicesOn file
Our markup£0.00

Nobody else in this category can print this page.

Formula sign-offSCM-4471
Interaction screenCleared
EFSA ceilingWithin limit
ContraindicationsNone flagged
CountersignedGPhC 2094117
CLEARED
№ 03 · Sign-off Cleared

The countersign

A registered clinician checks your formula against your medication list before anything is weighed. Over-limit blends are rejected by the database, not warned about in the interface.

Actives reviewed6 / 6
ReviewerNamed & registered
Paid byFlat fee

Flat fee. Their pay does not move when your order does.

Documents shown are specimens. Yours carry your own batch and invoice numbers. Screening works from what you tell us, so it is only as complete as your medication list — it does not replace your GP or your pharmacist.

Four screens before
anything ships.

Interaction screen

Every active cross-referenced against your medication list before the formula is generated — not after you have a reaction.

Hard dose ceilings

Capped at EFSA tolerable upper intake levels. The builder physically cannot generate a formula that exceeds them.

Contraindication filters

Pregnancy, kidney and liver flags remove unsuitable actives automatically, and tell you which ones and why.

Clinician countersign

Anything flagged, and every pharmacy-dispensed compound, needs a verified clinician signature before it's made.

Put it to work.

The paperwork only matters if something is being made. Build a formula and all three documents file against your batch before it ships.

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